I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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