yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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