Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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