i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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