K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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