Joe is yelling at the trees again.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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