All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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