Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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