I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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splinters make it hard to masturbate
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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