YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
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I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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