do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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