Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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