I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
no you cant smoke seaweed
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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