my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Oh god it's open bar.
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