Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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