DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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