I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
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Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
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I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.