Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
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It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
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He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?