her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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