STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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