a queef is a wish your heart makes.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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