Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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