I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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