Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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