its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
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Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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