But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
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I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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