I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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