And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
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Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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