So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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