would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
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I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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