I am puke
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
