Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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