he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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