fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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