i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
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Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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