Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
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Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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