She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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