I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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