Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You are a genius and a whore.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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