fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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