isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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