Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
we're making bets on your personal life
I just found puke in my bra..
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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