He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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