Your face is a jimmy john
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Why can't burritos get me drunk
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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