thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I need moral support for this bender
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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