still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I'm both gender and math confused
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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