i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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