How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
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Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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