No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
this hospital has no fireball
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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