I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
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If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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