Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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