Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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