There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Who died my cat blue again?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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