I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
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I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
there is puke in my bra ... again
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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